Customer Testimony 

Ash Peterson,‏ Las Vegas, NV‏, Didn't invite him, don't know who did, but helped turn grandmas 95th party into one hell of a time, oh and showed up at her funeral, once again don't know who invited him but he gave a kick ass eulogy. 

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Stacy Spaysac, Henderson, NV, All the popular characters like Fortnite and Among Us were all booked up for my sons 6th birthday so I found this ad on YouTube and gave it a go. He showed up drunk, but on time. He parked on the grass, but it was my neighbors I hate. He blew up a condom as balloon animal and realized it just before giving it to my kid and said "Gonna need that for later." and winked at my Mother. But only asked for .50 cents and gave it back after I charged him for a bottle of water. Not a bad choice, my son wasn't completely terrified and I saved a bundle. 

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Brad Adams, UNLV, Las Vegas, NV, Thought it would be funny to order a clown and fool the guys, turns out this guy parties harder than any pledge to walk through the door. Rolled in on a keg, although it was already empty, we stay equip. He pissed in the fridge, nailed the cleaning lady, and tied a balloon animal too his balls. Fuckin Dope!! Paid him in naty ice. Totaly hittin him up for the next bash.

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Karen Thomas, Summerlin, NV, This SICK SON OF A BITCH shot a USED CONDAM into my GOD DAMN PUNCH BOWL and fished it out with his dirty yellow gloves and proceeded to try and serve my family after. He passed out HOOKER CARDS from the damn strip TO THE CHILDREN and SPIKED my sons fruit punch telling him "Your 9 now Jr. Its time to be a man." WORST decision I ever made. 

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Meredith Jole Jenkins, Las Vegas, NV., The 90th party my grandson tried to throw for me was dull, so after they all left I gave a call to FuggAuff to  show me how a real party should be. Woke up two days later with clown make up in my cleavage and crotch, left hip poped back into place, and poop with ease. No more nasty prune juice for a while. Thank You FuggAuff the Klown ill be calling you soon...